How To Maken Irishman Cream

Large 12/9/2025 1:15 PM

I posted this video for the past six Christmases, from the archives of the now-defunct BarstoolGOLD page, which was universally loved by everyone who enjoyed paying for content.

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So now… Thanks to me… Fat drunks who never coughed up the dough for GOLD and are asking for the recipe again can see it here… FOR FREE!!!!!

I will give you all the measurements, but I implore you to watch the video still, only so you don't fuck it up and curdle the cream.

LARGE'S CHRISTMAS IRISH CREAM

- 1 cup Heavy Cream

- 14-ounce can of Sweetened Condensed Milk

- 1 tsp Vanilla Extract

- 1/2 tsp Almond Extract (it's strong, so don't eyeball)

- 1 tsp Instant Coffee

- 3 tbsps Chocolate Syrup

- up to 2 cups cold Irish Whiskey (a little more or a little less depending on your taste)

Keep refrigerated and serve chilled over ice… Or add to your coffee.

Sláinte!

3 small notes…

1) As I mentioned in the video, add the whiskey gradually, and don't have the blender cranked too high—Use the lowest setting possible… We're looking to combine, not whip.

2) I find simply doubling the recipe doesn't work well (plus it requires a HUGE blender), so I make multiple small batches.

3) This concoction will last in the fridge until the expiration date on the cream you used is reached… Write that on the label, so there are no "incidents."

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Merry Christmas… Happy 54th Birthday to me (no biggie)… And take a report.

-Large

And what goes best with Irish cream?… Why prison food, of course.

TAR

-L